קניבלים
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צרפתי טקסני וישראלי טסים במטוס מעל האוקיינוס הפסיפי כאשר לפתע המנועים חדלים לפעול והמטוס נוחת נחיתת אונס על אי נידח. השלושה נישבים מיד על ידי שבט קניבלים.
שלושתם מובאים לפני הצ’יף וזה מסביר להם שהשבט מתורבת ולכן הם נוהגים לקיים את משאלתו האחרונה של אדם לפני שיאכלוהו.
הטקסני מבקש סטייק ענק, הרבה צ’יפס וארגז בירה, הצ’יף מסמן לאחד מנתיניו שרץ לג’ונגל וחוזר חיש קל עם הארוחה. הטכסני מסיים לאכול ונזרק לסיר.
הצרפתי מבקש ארגז שמפניה וצלחת של אסקרגו מבושל בסגנון צרפתי. שוב מאותת הצ’יף לאחד מנתיניו שרץ לג’ונגל וחוזר חיש קל עם הארוחה. הצרפתי מסיים לאכול ונזרק לסיר.
הצ’יף פונה לישראלי ושואל לבקשתו האחרונה והישראלי עונה לו:
“אני רוצה שתבעט בי בתחת בכל הכוח”
הצ’יפ משתומם ושואל שוב את הישראלי למשאלתו האחרונה ומקבל שוב את אותה התשובה.
“אני רוצה שתבעט בי בתחת בכל הכוח”
הצ’יף מושך בכתפיו ומורה לישראלי להסתובב ובועט בו באחוריו בכל כוחו.
הישראלי מסתובב מיד, שולף תת מקלע ויורה למוות בצ’יפ ובחבורתו.
הטקסני והצרפתי ההמומים יוצאים מהסיר פונים לישראלי ושואלים:
“אם היה לך הנשק כל הזמן , מדוע לא עשית משהו קודם לכן?”
הישראלי משיב להם: “באמת? ולהסתכן בגינוי מהאו”ם, אירופה והממשל האמריקאי על תגובה מוגזמת לפרובוקציה שולית?”
תגובה אחת על “קניבלים”
Lastly, liver tumors might happen in 1 to three p.c of individuals
(including athletes) utilizing high doses of the seventeen-alkylated AASs
for greater than two years (Yesalis, 2000). Rare cases of liver tumors have been reported
with other types of AASs as nicely. Some of the tumors are cancerous, and although
more than half of the tumors disappeared when AASs have been stopped,
others resulted in demise. It may cause lung problems, kidney harm, hyperthermia, substance-induced psychosis, stroke, and cardiac arrest.
Yes, even short-term use of steroids could cause withdrawal signs like fatigue, melancholy, and restlessness when the medicine are
discontinued. Proceed with detoxing to soundly eliminate steroids, utilizing medicines to manage withdrawal signs.
Provide psychological help and counseling to handle underlying issues related to steroid abuse.
Guarantee ongoing support by way of counseling and assist teams to
promote restoration and prevent relapse. The physical effects of steroid
habit embody hormonal imbalances, cardiovascular issues,
liver injury, and many extra. The time period
implies gaining an unfair and unsportsmanlike advantage over the competition through the use of substances banned by athletic commissions and leagues.
Any working out condition where you problem your performance and endurance of your heart and lungs, like swimming, working, treadmill, stair climbing, and so forth.
Weight lifting actions, utilizing weight plates, dumbbells, or
barbells to add extra energy and gain muscles.
This is lifting totally different weights so as to achieve powers.
These people spend most of their time on the fitness center, and you will always discover them if you go there; it is like they reside there.
The time period originated from the white-colored shirts historically worn by professionals.
Blue-collar refers to jobs or workers who carry out guide labor, usually in industries corresponding
to manufacturing, development, and maintenance.
The time period originated from the blue-colored shirts historically worn by handbook laborers.
A workaholic is an individual who is hooked on work and has an intense drive to continually be working.
Some of them are also used for drug abuse treatment to deal with withdrawal
symptoms. For example, to forestall the results of opioids and alcohol doctors prescribe Naltrexone which lowers the
potential of future relapse. The use of anabolic steroids can lead to many temporary and everlasting health problems.
In reality, the game of bodybuilding is coping with a bunch of deaths allegedly
due to drug use. After Canadian Ben Johnson flew
previous his opponents in the 100-meter run within the 1988 summer time Olympics, officials
rescinded his gold medal when a urine test revealed stanozolol
in Johnson’s system. His natural testosterone level was only 15 percent of a
standard male’s. Shot-putters, discus throwers, wrestlers, and
swimmers have additionally been identified to make
use of anabolic steroids.
Injection occurs into large muscle groups (buttocks, thigh, or shoulder) or beneath the skin, but not into veins.
Circumstances of AIDS have been reported in steroid customers because of needle sharing.
Illicit users (those who use the drugs illegally) usually devour 10 to one hundred occasions the quantities ordinarily prescribed
for medical functions. The actual dose can not always
be decided, nevertheless, as a end result of drugs bought on the illegal market don’t
at all times include what the labels point out. Law-enforcement officials have confiscated vials contaminated with micro organism.
AASs could cause adjustments in cholesterol levels (Yesalis, 2000).
Low amounts of a certain sort of cholesterol (high-density
lipoprotein cholesterol) in the blood are recognized to increase the risk of heart assaults.
With this information, you’ll be able to higher navigate conversations and spot potential red flags.
The underground marketplace for anabolic steroids is fraught with risks, together with impure merchandise and extreme legal penalties.
Staying well-informed helps shield your well being and retains you on the best facet of the legislation.
This differentiates the AASs from the opioid ache killers
and the sedative-hypnotics. Second, dependence might develop primarily to the muscle-altering effects
of AASs, rather than the mood-altering results.
Some researchers have questioned whether AASs produce dependence at
all, as a end result of most definitions of dependence require that
medication be taken primarily for their mood-altering effects.
Third, AAS customers seem more preoccupied with their bodies
and how they appear than do customers of other drugs of dependence.
ACE-031 is an artificial peptide designed to dam myostatin, a natural regulator of muscle development.
Developed by Acceleron Pharma, it was initially studied as
a remedy for muscle-wasting situations like muscular dystrophy.
By inhibiting myostatin, ACE-031 allows unrestricted muscle progress,
making it appealing to athletes and bodybuilders in search of increased
muscle mass and power.
It’s thought to be one of the most addictive medication on the market.
Because of the fast high and intense euphoria that fades quickly, meth
influences the brain’s reward heart and encourages repeated use to maintain up
the excessive. You mustn’t use the data on this web site for prognosis
or treatment of any well being issues or for prescription of any
medication or other treatment. At All Times consult with a healthcare
professional before beginning any diet, train program or dietary dietary supplements.
Constructing solid, strong muscle that shows off your strength and features known as
‘quality mass’. No, it’s not something spiritual folks get all overvalued round both.
PCP, commonly recognized within the 1970s as angel mud,
is a dissociative anesthetic with grave unwanted aspect effects.
Steroids are often used by athletes and bodybuilders to
enhance efficiency and enhance muscle mass. This slang time period refers to steroids, that are artificial substances that mimic the results of testosterone within the
physique. This time period is another slang for steroids,
that are synthetic substances that mimic the
results of testosterone within the body. Anabolic steroid Any proviron steroid compound
that promotes tissue growth, particularly of muscles. Naturally occurring anabolic steroids embody the
male sex hormones (androgens). Anabolic steroids are
artificial chemicals that mimic the effects of the male intercourse hormone testosterone.
Some athletes seeking increased muscular power and dimension abuse anabolic steroids.