Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and playmusic.  The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. 
 
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Call your broker Monday.
 
This IPO will be announced on Tuesday.
Apple expects its share to rise by 50 points within hours of the offering.